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Joke FIFTY SHADES OF GREAT
Posted by : John South Staffs (86.20.193.15) 
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On Tuesday 30/07/13 at 17:55:18
YOU HAVE TO READ IT WITH PAMS VOICE!! haha
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - A poem by Pam Ayre
Don’t you just LOVE Pam Ayres!!!
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)
>
> The missus bought a Paperback,
> down Shepton Mallet way,
> I had a look inside her bag;
> ... T'was "fifty shades of grey".
>
> Well I just left her to it,
> And at ten I went to bed.
> An hour later she appeared;
> The sight filled me with dread...
>
> In her left she held a rope;
> And in her right a whip!
> She threw them down upon the floor,
> And then began to strip.
>
> Well fifty years or so ago;
> I might have had a peek;
> But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
> She's eighty four next week!!
>
> Watching Mabel bump and grind;
> Could not have been much grimmer.
> And things then went from bad to worse;
> She toppled off her Zimmer!
>
> She struggled back upon her feet;
> A couple minutes later;
> She put her teeth back in and said
> I am a dominater !!
>
> Now if you knew our Mabel,
> You'd see just why I spluttered,
> I'd spent two months in traction
> For the last complaint I'd uttered.
>
> She stood there nude and naked
> Bent forward just a bit
> I went to hold her, sensual like
> and stood on her left t*t!
>
> Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
> My god what had I done!?
> She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
> "Step on the other one"!!
>
> Well readers, I can't tell no more;
> About what occurred that day.
> Suffice to say my jet black hair,
> Turned fifty shades of grey.
>
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