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RE: son of Bogger....and crashes with Bentlys..
Posted by : Newt (86.160.71.204) 
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On Saturday 06/10/18 at 18:59:42
Wot? And they never filled you in??? 
I had a good one the other week. Bimbling home in the Ovlov, steady 40mph, someone behind all over me like a wasp. Gets to a long right hander in open countryside and he does an overtake.
It was a good overtake as the bend afforded good views. I held steady speed not changing.
However he had crap piled up in the back, his crap car never went as fast as he would like, and panic or poor view he pulled in within inches of my front offside wing, which warranted some hornage and a shaking hand out of the window.
Response was to give me the finger out of his window!
I replied with my gesture, at which point this angry ginger twat slams on his anchors coming to a stop, jumps out of his car and runs at me screaming "Calling me fucking wanker are you?" Like a raging bull! 
Fit lad too in his thirties I reckon. I didn't notice at the time, but reviewing my dashcam, I see his reg was B16 BUH.
Buh being west Norfolk dialect for boy. So this ginger cretin reckoned he was 'BIG BOY'
Well I know better than to get caught in my seat so I was out sharpish. I was behind the door by the time he rushed me, and we swung at each other. He got hold of my wrists. Strong fucker! 
But i did a bit o' that Ju Jitsu shit.
I struck his wrists down hard on the top of the door. Must've hurt like hell, a look of surprise on his face and a stream of expleteives interspersed with "Fucking grandad" as I stepped out fro m behind the door was a joy to behold! 
We danced around a bit, quite a few profanities, I told him he nearly hit the front of my car, and he said a was a fucking grandad in the middle of the road. We swapped a few blows none of which connected, and as he moved in I round kicked him with my right leg and connected my steel capped boot squarely into his left thigh, it coming to such a sickening thud of a stop that nearly dislocated my bloody hip!! (Gedan Mawashi Geri )
Well, that lit the ginger fucker up, 'Grandad' was proper going to get it now!
At that point I see the ginger poof was wearing flip flops!!!!
Well, that just called called for a fumikomi geri Didn't it? Well that was a showstopper! He hopped around a bit and recovered his flip flop, and I think at that point, Big Buh realised that 'Grandad' who he had stopped to give a kicking too, was a very old and nasty teddy making up for lack of youth with years of stored venom.
He retreated to his car. He was blocking me. Not knowing if he was about to retrieve a weapon, I took the extendable wheel brace from the back of the car and prepared for something a bit more interesting.
Fortunately all he did was hurl abuse and say how I was going to go down if I used it on him. As if I would.
As I stepped to the back of his car I gave Big Buh, his ginger fire extinguished, the option of driving off into the sunset or I would dent every panel on his car.
He took the better option.
For him, anyway! 
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