Inappropriate or SPAM?
ok whilst balancing bike against leg get bag from top box and place on pillion seat with other 2...so that's 60kg sat on pillion seat...no probs...2 bungees should do it!!!! 
well that's only a touch more weight than if my mrs is on back. Ride out of the car park....HOLY SHITE I CAN't STOP THE WOBBLE! So out onto the congested roads and nearly crash into some dick head blocking the roundabout...I shout (bonus of open face lid) 'yer blockin the fuckin roundabout yer turd!)he shouts back 'fuck off yer little prick!'...how does he know? Luckily he didn't give chase although just down the roads traffic is solid...I wobble a couple of miles home laughing most of the way.. Had to get the wife out to take pic/also couldn't get off the bike!!...it don't look much sat there on the pillion seat...but holy cow what fun..sort of!
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